Sunday, 9th December 2012
Certification Man: Knock, knock!
Me: Who's there?
Certification Man: Certification Man.
Me: Certification man, who?
Certification Man: I am a certification person. If you give me a lot of money, I will let you inside and put you in a room with a bunch of other dolts for two and half days, after which I will give you a ticket of your self-worth.
Me: Good for you (GFY).